Intro by John R. Houk, Blog Editor
Intro © February 8, 2026
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media sharing
this American Thinker
post by Pete McArdle entitled, “So
You Wanna Be a Democrat?”
McArdle nails how Dems (really Marxists these days)
have destroyed the Founders’ Republic with a Woke Cultural Marxist agenda in
fundamentally transforming America.
My suspicion active Dems will be proud of this pedigree
pictured by McArdle. Those of us fighting for a MAGA resurgence should be
incensed by this Dem pedigree. SAVE AMERICA and teach your children and youth
that Making (and Keeping) America Great preserves the essence of
the America our Founders sought to instill.
JRH
2/8/26
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So You Wanna Be a Democrat?
As a public service, then, let me educate potential
Democrats on what will be necessary for them to fit in with their fellow
donkeys.
Dem Donkey - Image via Pixabay.
(American
Thinker Photo)
By Pete McArdle
February 8, 2026
American
Thinker
A firm believer
in individual rights and free choice, I’ve got no problem with young people who
think they might like to become card-carrying Democrats.
As a public service, then, let me educate potential
Democrats on what will be necessary for them to fit in with their fellow
donkeys. The following are things you must believe in and loudly
advocate for, lest your fellow Dems suddenly turn on you and visit, bearing
torches and pitchforks:
Killing People
Dems just love to kill people, especially unborn
babies. Doesn’t matter how far along in gestation an unborn human
is; Democrats are always ready to off him or her. Or zem. Whatever...
Dems are also fond of killing the elderly, as long as
there’s some sort of half-assed justification: terminal disease, oppressive
mental illness, or merely attending a rowdy rally on January 6.
If Democrats somehow regain power in my lifetime, I fully
expect them to institute government health care and the same kind of active
“assistance in dying” so popular in Canada.
Hating Whitey
These days, Democrats reduce everyone to white and
non-white, a characteristic that, except for Michael Jackson, is
unalterable. And they’ve decided that in every sordid tale, the
“person of color” is the victim, and whitey’s the perp.
George Floyd was a vicious career criminal, chock-full of
fentanyl and violently resisting arrest, when he died while being restrained by
a Caucasian cop in a Democrat-run city.
Who went to jail? The cop doing his duty.
Who was ordained an American hero? The black
felon.
Hating Masculinity
These days, Democrats are the party that openly
discriminates against men, putting absolute dumbbells like Kamala Harris,
Ketanji Brown Jackson, and Karen Bass in positions of power regardless of their
inability to speak or write coherently, much less do their
jobs. They have ovaries and XX chromosomes, and to Dems, that’s all
that matters — although it helps if they possess a certain level of skin
pigmentation (see Whitey, Hating).
Allowing Men to Play Women’s Sports
If a man truly wants to appeal to Democrats, it greatly
helps if he slips on a dress, shaves his chest hair, and applies makeup and
mascara. Then it’s quite acceptable for him to set NCAA women’s
swimming records, stand on the podium as a ladies’ cycling champion, or beat
the snot out of a female boxer in the Olympics. Although donkeys
find big, masculine men toxic, paradoxically, when it comes to athletic
competition, they clearly believe that folks born with penises and testicles
make better women.
Loving Criminals
I’ve circled the sun almost seventy-three times, and all
while living and working in the belly of the Democrat beast: New York, New
Jersey, and Connecticut.
And during that time, I’ve read — and become enraged by —
countless stories of innocents murdered by criminals with rap sheets almost as
long as the alphabet. Democrat politicians, police chiefs, and
judges are always shedding tears for the animals they refuse to properly
punish, and never for their helpless victims.
Unless, of course, the donkey in charge himself becomes a
crime victim, at which time, as the old joke goes, he becomes a Republican.
Hating America
Who hates America more than
Democrats? Nobody. China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea
can’t hold a candle to what Dems are doing to destroy our historically great
country. The party of donkeys teaches kids in school to judge and
resent our founders, they try to kill our energy sector with Green New Deal
nonsense, and they undermine our thrice — yes, thrice — elected
president, calling him Hitler and his federal law enforcement heads Gestapo.
During the recent reign of pudding-brained puppet president
Joe Biden, Dems purposely opened the floodgates for millions of unvetted
criminals, drug-dealers, child-traffickers, mental patients, and welfare queens
from all over the world. If you were trying to rapidly take down our
country, what would you do differently?
Electoral Cheating
Let’s face it: If Democrats don’t lie about what they truly
believe and plan to do, why, they’d never win another election. So,
while pretending to care about the citizenry, they come up with every
cockamamie scheme in the world to cheat during elections: early voting, late
voting, absentee voting, cured voting, harvested voting, and my personal
favorite: no-ID-required voting.
If the spineless GOP-majority Congress that President Trump
is desperately trying to herd like a bunch of truculent cats in suits ever
passed a law requiring photo ID to vote, the Democrat party would implode in a
cloud of smoke.
When it comes to elections, donkeys just gotta cheat.
Lie, Lie, Lie
If a Democrat thought leader’s lips are moving, he’s
lying. Run for office on affordability, get elected, and immediately
raise taxes. Tell the public the vegetable Biden’s sharp as a tack,
watch him totally phase out during the presidential debate, and then claim you
somehow didn’t notice his abject senility. Tell the world Trump’s a
Russian stooge, accept Pulitzer Prizes for your blatant falsehoods, and cry
crocodile tears when you most deservedly get laid off.
How ’bout Tampon Tim (D-Mini-Somalia)? Telling us
he’s a gun-toting soldier, an avid hunter, an accomplished football coach, and
simply a man’s man, who had no idea that all the illegal aliens he warmly
welcomed here were ripping off America to the tune of billions of dollars?
In order of appearance, no, nope, nein, not even close, and r-i-g-h-t!
In conclusion, if you’re young and anxious to join the
political fray as a Democrat, you must be ready to
§ kill
people, especially unborn babies and the elderly;
§ hate
all white people;
§ hate
men, especially masculine men;
§ let
males dominate women in sports;
§ love
criminals, perverts, and evildoers generally;
§ despise
your country and its founding;
§ cheat
like hell electorally; and above all,
§ lie,
lie, lie!
If all that’s too much of a stretch for you, consider
supporting President Trump and joining the MAGA movement.
On the other hand, if you’re fine with all the dastardly
Democrat doings listed above, register as a Democrat, or, alternatively, seek
intensive psychotherapy while there’s still time to save yourself.
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