Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Which is more painful?

 If you are a Conservative you’ve endured an election coup and a myriad of Liberty robbing despotic actions from COVID tyranny and Dem-Marxists.

 

And so … I thought I’d share some lighthearted humor I discovered while I ventured on various Social Media Platforms. This person took a break during his day for some deep thinking. Enjoy.

 


(I am using a different photo than was on the original post.)

 

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Which is more painful?

Giving Birth or Kicked in the Nuts

 

Shared by Hardcore Conservative

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6/21/21 10:25am

 

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:


A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.


Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

 

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